The Site for Purple Monkeys (and fans!)

Make Your Quote!

2006-10-07T15:44:00.000-07:00

Hello, purple monkey fans! Today you will make up a quote. Here's lilmonkey's:

"If you think you are dumb, imagine how purple monkeys must feel."
--lilmonkey

And here's lilmeow's:

"When in doubt, eat pie."
--lilmeow

Now, you post a comment and make up one of your own!

Yo, sup my homeys?

2006-10-07T15:41:00.000-07:00

Yo sup my homeys? Long-time-no-post!

Purple Monkey Fact: It was recently discovered by scientists that purple monkeys have two favorite foods. One is cheese, and the other is pie. What do you know?

Bob the dancing purple monkey

2006-08-07T16:37:00.000-07:00

Bob the dancing purple monkey is a new character that I am adding to the site. He is a, what else, dancing purple monkey! On every post I will say what style he is dancing, right now he's dancing disco. He will comment on my posts.
Bob: Hi
:(|)
Bob likes bananas
Purple monkey fact:
Ummm... Well, they're purple and cute. End of conversation.
Bob: *starts dancing the funky chicken*
Also Bob likes peanut butter sandwiches and M&Ms. So post to feed him some.

Finally! A purple monkey!

2006-06-29T12:08:00.000-07:00

adopt your own virtual pet!

High 5s

2006-06-24T09:21:00.000-07:00

Yesterday a purple monkey came up to me and gave me a High 5. Which reminded me of light switches! (Huh?)

Purple monkey fact:
There is a site that proves purple monkeys exist, which is this one! (Well everyone knows they exist, but anyway...)
:(|)

GUESS!

2006-03-21T12:55:00.000-08:00

HI people! I'vE gOt A cAt On My KeYbOaRD. Ok, he left.

Purple monkey fact:
If a purple monkey sat on your keyboard, the writing would end up like this: jgishfgksdfjhgkdsnfgfdmhgkNLFNSLDKGNFLlnfldkglksdggnlkjdsfnjklfdsdnkfdsnlkfdsnlkPURPLEMONKEYSRULENFNFNDLKFNALKFNL

Purple monkey poem by Caroline:
There once was a purple monkey,
she was very very funky,
she had purple fur
all over her,
and liked her peanut butter chunky!!!!!!!!!

That was totally monkeys!! EEAHAEE! (which means totally in monkey language.)

Monkey emocticon: :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|) :(|)
Tada!!!!!

Also if you can guess a purple monkeys worst enemy, you win something! Post what you think it is!

Curious George

2006-02-09T17:56:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone. Curious George the movie came out today! I wish he was purple. Then a lot more people would see it. But Curious George is cute!

Purple Monkey Fact:
I actually don't have a purple monkey fact, "Purple Monkey Fact:" just looks cool.

Hello

2006-02-09T17:34:00.000-08:00

HI I MADE THIS POST IN PURPLE! PURPLE...PURPLE...PURPLE...PURPLE...PURPLE... CURIOUS GEORGE ROX MY SOX!

-A POST MADE BY LILMONKEY

Purple Pig

2006-02-06T12:24:00.000-08:00

adopt your own virtual pet!

Orange Monkeys

2006-02-05T16:13:00.000-08:00

You probably think we're crazy that we are talking about orange monkeys on a purple monkey blogspot. Well, we are! But not on this topic.

Purple Monkey Fact:
Orange monkeys totally clash with purple monkeys. Never ever try to make them mate. Their children would be an eyesore.

Hello Monkeys and Fans!

2006-02-05T15:39:00.000-08:00

Welcome to the Purple Monkey website, dedicated entirely to Purple Monkeys! If you are one of our friends, please post a comment with your name-or else! If you don't know us, post a comment anyway!

Purple Monkey Fact:
If our fate rested in the hands of purple monkeys, we would all die. But we love purple monkeys anyway! They're cute. End of transmission. Peorid. No more conversation.

Weird Dream

2006-02-05T13:44:00.000-08:00

I had a completely weird dream last night. It invovled, guess what?, purple monkeys! They danced on my stereo. That's nothing compared to my other dreams. Then ice cream monkeys gave me ice cream. As I said before, it was weird. But the ice cream tasted good.